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Gracias al cine Jesucristo devino personaje mediático, icono rentable del que no se duda su fuerza para seducir a las masas quienes acudirán, siempre, fieles a cada nuevo espectáculo que en torno a él se construya. Su historia ha sido motivo de variopintas ficciones. Cada generación, pues, ha tenido el vía crucis cinematográfico que se merece, y cada vía crucis ofrece las variantes que el momento pueda ofrecer. Una revisada superficial nos lo constata: en más de cien años de historia cinematográfica Jesús y su multicitado calvario ha pasado de ser parte de la ampulosidad kitsch de las megas producciones de Cecil B. DeMile a aproximaciones tan delirantes y splatter como la de Mel Gibson; entre aquellas y ésta encontramos innumerables películas que enlistarlas ocuparía cuartillas enteras y que hacen las masoquistas delicias de cualquier católico ocioso en su obligado y maratónico pase por televisión en tan aburridos días como los que se avecinan. Todas ellas, aunque aparenten diferencias, en esencia resultan ser la misma cosa.
Sin embargo, hay excepciones, para bien de Jesús, ese sobadísimo personaje fílmico, ese superstar redivivo cada año, y salud mental de nosotros los espectadores. Una de ellas es una divertidísima comedia con toda la voluntad de serlo, es decir, una película plena de humor y gags de naturaleza irreverente. Y considero necesario señalarlo –lo del humor-, aunque parezca obvio, pues debemos tomar en cuenta que en buena parte de la obra fílmica inspirada en Jesús el humor siempre ha estado presente, pero de manera involuntaria, inherente al exceso sentimentalista, a unas actuaciones que se pretenden sublimes y más aún en esa voluntad evangelizadora de quien firma el producto.
La vida de Brian (Monty Python’s life of Brian, Inglaterra, 1979), la película en cuestión, es comedia en el sentido más puro del término. La película viene firmada por Terry Jones, pero el proyecto total (producción, guión, actores) fue producto de uno de los colectivos de comediantes más corrosivos que ha dado la televisión, británica en este caso: los Monty Python, grupo del que salieron realizadores como el propio Jones, John Cleese y Terry Gilliam
La vida de Brian es una recreación de la vida de Jesús, desde su nacimiento hasta su muerte, en clave de parodia ácida y sátira política. Y si bien Jesús no es el personaje principal, de hecho, si mal no recuerdo (hace años que no veo la película) apenas y lo vemos físicamente en algunas escenas, es evidente su papel de sombra referencial de un patético Brian que como protagonista funciona a manera de figura-signo.
Como el título lo indica, es la biografía imaginaria de un tipo que tiene la mala suerte de nacer el mismo día y a escasos metros del lugar en el que nace Jesús, y al igual que él terminará sus días en la cruz. Su torpeza y mala suerte lo orillan a ser confundido con el mesías e involucrarlo en las situaciones más hilarantes.
De una rabiosa incorrección política y religiosa, la película se sostiene como una historia de equívocos que dan pie a unas escenas memorables y vigentes en su mordacidad como nunca lo consiguió Buñuel en sus películas más presumiblemente antirreligiosas: baste citar el inicio con los tres reyes magos malhumorados ante un hallazgo erróneo o ese extraordinario y desternillante final, de auténtica antología, en clave de comedia musical deliberadamente ridícula, donde los Python no escatiman recursos ni en un sentido del humor bastante negro ni en una puesta en irrisión de una imagen, la cruz, por muchos venerada.
Sí usted es de esas víctimas del bombardeo mediátco evangelizador en estos días, le recomiendo La vida de Brian. Como antídoto, les aseguro, es infalible. Amen…

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